Jungle Cruise

Description

🌿 Jungle Cruise

📍 Adventureland, Disneyland Park
Adventure. Comedy. Exotic rivers. What could possibly go wrong?

Head Off to Adventure!

Climb aboard your trusty tramp steamer and set sail on a 10,000-mile journey through the world’s most “dangerous” rivers—with a healthy dose of humor along the way. Guided by your quick-witted skipper, this riverboat expedition is equal parts jungle cruise and comedy cruise, where the animals may be wild—but the jokes are even wilder.

🌏 What You’ll Encounter:

• Ancient Cambodian Shrine – Watch out for tigers, cobras, and crocodiles lurking in ancient ruins.
  • Jungle Cruise Safari Camp – A gorilla takeover turns this remote camp into a chaotic mess.
  • Indian Elephant Bathing Pool – Capture the cuteness—these elephants are fully “trunked”!
  • The African Veldt – Spot lions, zebras, and a “sleeping” safari party in this wild savanna.
  • Schweitzer Falls – Marvel at the one and only… back side of water!

🛶 Skippers Make the Cruise

The true stars of the Jungle Cruise are its skippers—part tour guide, part stand-up comedian, and all-in on delivering groan-worthy puns and laugh-out-loud surprises. No two cruises are ever quite the same!

🌿 A Disneyland Classic

• Opening Day attraction: July 17, 1955
  • Inspired by Walt Disney’s True-Life Adventure nature films
  • Revamped in the 1960s with iconic Marc Davis gags and updated regularly with new critters and comedy

Pro Tip

Ask your skipper if they’ve seen the movie version—you might just get a bonus pun or two. 🛶